How come I can't be this smart?!?

No, really. This is not only well made, but the IDEA behind it was amazing as well!!!

Also, I don't think anyone was expecting THAT to happen. Well done using the element of surprise and not a simple fart joke! I mean, those are fun, but they've gotten to the point where everyone tries to copy Egoraptor. And only he does a good job with it. Whereas you have come up with something that you thought was strange and kinda funny and you incorporated it into the actual film. I congratulate you for doing this well on something so dumb and pointless. Dumb and pointless in the way it should be, of course. That wasn't supposed to be insulting, but I don't know how to phrase things right.

But GREAT job, friend!

dis iz teh bset sonk pr0n evor

sonk iz teh sun ov k btw

69/420/666/1337/2012
bset sonk pr0n ev0r -eye jee ann

(good job. lol)

This was really good!
Made sense, too. Really good, like Sonic's sub.
I hope Sonic has a good night. Even though there are glass shards in his head.
I see what you did there. Really funny!!

this was a massive part of my flash-game childhood, thank you for making it

This is a very good game. I would do similar works or expand upon this project. I love the graphics, too.
10/5
This is a great idea for a game.

I like that you used the Mario Bros. game. At least the concept. But it is different. You can shoot. Also, you can upgrade your character. This is good. I enjoyed it. Sorry so many people hate it over it being similar to Mario Bros..

First off this song is amazing, I feel like nothing really needs to be said here, it really "blew me away". No, I'm not apologizing for that pun.

Second of all, what you have a Newgrounds account? I had no idea, I'll definitely use here to listen to music more often then!

Thank you!~

What kind of machine gun? An EDM FF8?
OK look I don't know my machine gun names but this definitely would be something I listen to if I had one, it's very nice and I love how the drums and synths feel here

I play Rockman 3
I go on Newgrounds for some Weapon Get remixes
Expects them to be garbage
Clicks on first one
Clicks play
MY NAME IS MOTHAFUCKIN' ROCKMAN, SLAYER OF THE WEAK

But really, GOOD JOB SO GOOD IT MAKES HER SCREAM FOR MORE!!!
Not even exaggerating here. This is LITERALLY the best Weapon Get remix I have ever heard. How in the hel--like, if you look at the box art for 3, I'd say, nah. But if I saw a badass redesign of that, I'd say FUCKYEH and put THIS on. And that would be if it was a SUPER ULTRA...MEGA REDESIGN of it too.

Good job, please don't mark my overenthusiasm as spam. Even though it likely is due to the sexiness content of this and as it would seem, much of your work. :)
Good luck, have fun, keep going PLEASE.

He's the leader of the bunch. You know him well. He's finally back to kick some tail. His coconut gun can fire in spurts; if he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt. He's bigger, he's faster, and stronger too! He's the first member of the DK crew! His face right now is really nuts, and he's clobberin' up some Kremling butts! He's much more primal than you thought he would be, and he's on another banana-eatin' spree! HUH! DK! DONKEY KONG! DK! DONKEY KONG IS HERE!

The Fantastic Four...hour session I'd absolutely bury my face in there so deep before the scissoring begins that I would literally be too drenched, I'd literally slip around on the ground, I'd give her as much as I could give, I'd let her do so many things to me, and I'd personally love it if she put her fingers inside me while invisible, just so I have a better look, but I'd love her to--I'm sorry I'm getting too invested, my dorky lesbian ass...

This makes me so freaking happy on a multitude of levels right now, I wish I could experience this